Apron - "This Body is Free of..."

I have worn one of these aprons in my kitchen and the garden for years. It cleans beautifully and wears like iron. You live it ... now tell the world. Show the people you cook for how much you care. This apron is an excellent silent reminder of your commitment to a healthier life style.

Front of apron reads:

This Body is Free of: Wheat, negativity, refined sugars, nightshades, judgments, self pity, mushrooms, the words "fat free", self doubt, dairy, soy, eggs, conformity, denial, regrets, yeast, ferments, corn, cane sugar, vinegar, MSG, cheese. Because I'm Cooking Healthy with The Feel Good Food guide! With a picture of our sprout logo and web address.